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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

Why did the bee get married?

It found its honey.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why are fish good students?

Because they spend every day in schools.

Why did the duck become a comedian?

It always quacked people up.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

It wanted to watch the mouse.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why do oysters avoid sharing their pearls?

Because they are shellfish.

Why did the onion get emotional?

It had too many layers to unpack.

What did the baby corn ask its mother?

Where is popcorn?

Why did the lemon lose the race?

It ran out of zest.

Why was the corn such a good listener?

It was all ears.

Why did the chef start telling jokes?

He wanted to spice things up.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Why did the cheese look so confident?

It was feeling grate.

Why did the egg avoid telling jokes?

It did not want to crack anyone up.

Why did the bread take a vacation?

It needed time to loaf around.