What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

Why did the bee get married?

It found its honey.

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

Why are fish good students?

Because they spend every day in schools.

Why did the duck become a comedian?

It always quacked people up.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

It wanted to watch the mouse.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why do oysters avoid sharing their pearls?

Because they are shellfish.

I had to paws and think.

The cat made a good point.

The fish told a strange story.

It sounded fishy.

I asked the bee for the truth.

It said, bee honest.