Laugh. Get it. Learn it.

Why was the strawberry upset?

It was in a jam.

Food2/5Open

What did the lettuce say to the celery?

Stop stalking me.

Why did the mushroom get invited to every party?

Because he was a fun-gi.

Why did the banana visit the doctor?

It was not peeling well.

Transportation1/5Open

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

Music1/5Open

I used to be a singer,

but I couldn't find my pitch.

Food2/5Open

Why did the tomato turn to the dark side?

It couldn't ketchup with the good guys.

School1/5Open

I used to be a teacher,

but I couldn't keep up with the curriculum.

Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?

It had Bluetooth.

I used to be a gardener,

but I couldn't weed out the bad puns.

Nature1/5Open

Why did the tree apply for a job?

It wanted to branch out.

Music1/5Open

I used to be a dancer,

but I couldn't keep the beat.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

I used to be a mechanic,

but I couldn't fix the engine of puns.

Objects2/5Open

Why did the book join the police?

It wanted to go undercover.

I used to be a chef,

but I couldn't find the right seasoning.

Why did the computer go to art school?

To improve its graphics.

I used to be a pilot,

but I couldn't stay grounded.

Technology2/5Open

Why did the smartphone go to the gym?

To get better reception.

I used to be a baker,

but I couldn't rise to the occasion.

Why did the battery go to therapy?

It had low energy.

School1/5Open

I used to be a teacher,

but I couldn't grade the puns.