Laugh. Get it. Learn it.

Why did the pencil get promoted?

It had a good point.

I used to be a dancer,

but I couldn't find my footing.

Why did the shoe go to the party alone?

It had no sole mate.

I used to be a singer,

but I lost my voice.

Why did the math teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

I used to be a librarian,

but I couldn't check out.

Why did the belt go to jail?

For holding up a pair of pants.

I used to be a lifeguard,

but I couldn't stay afloat.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

That job was the yeast of my problems.

I dropped my pickle.

It was a big dill.

Grammar class made me nervous.

It was very tense.

My keyboard needed a break.

It asked for some space.

I bought a book about lamps.

It was light reading.

I asked the bee for the truth.

It said, bee honest.

I failed history class.

I hope it does not repeat itself.

The meeting was short.

Even the minutes were brief.

I used to hate pasta.

Then it pasta-way.

My spreadsheet and I are close.

We have great cells chemistry.