Laugh. Get it. Learn it.

Why did the dictionary feel powerful?

It always had the last word.

Why was the geometry book unhappy?

It had too many problems.

Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why was the equal sign so humble?

It knew it was not greater than anyone else.

Why did the tailor become a manager?

He was well suited for the role.

Why did the farmer win an award?

He was the cream of the crop.

Why did the optician succeed in business?

She had a clear vision.

Why was the photographer calm under pressure?

She always saw the big picture.

Why did the plumber finally start a business?

He decided to follow his pipe dream.

Why did the musician become an accountant?

He was good with notes.

Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to work?

She wanted to reach a higher court.

Why did the dentist receive an award?

For going the extra smile.

Why was the calendar factory so busy?

Its workers had too many dates.

Why did the gardener receive a raise?

His work was growing on everyone.

Why did the clockmaker get in trouble at work?

He kept taking time off.

Why did the archaeologist love her career?

Her future was in the past.

Why did the electrician take the day off?

He was feeling burned out.

Why did the banker change careers?

She lost interest.