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Puns

English puns

Browse the public Punglish library. Each pun keeps the joke first and the explanation optional.

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The Wi-Fi proposed to my phone.

They had an instant connection.

My plant joined social media.

It wanted to grow its following.

My charger believes in me.

It always gives me positive energy.

My phone and I need boundaries.

It keeps calling for my attention.

I asked my coffee for life advice.

It told me to espresso myself.

The broom earned a promotion.

It swept the competition.

The grape delivered an excellent speech.

It heard applause through the grapevine.

Nobody understood the window's complaint.

It was in too much pane.

Old photographers never disappear.

They simply stop developing.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

It starts the day sunny-side up.

My Wi-Fi and I understand each other.

We have a strong connection.

The database administrator ended the project.

There were too many relationships.

The server felt discouraged after going down.

It eventually got back online with its life.

My computer keeps discussing old mistakes.

It always brings up my past.

Programmers need room to work.

They are always pressing the space bar.

Tailors repair errors quickly.

They know how to mend their ways.

Astronauts sometimes need distance.

They require space to think.

Dentists rarely receive trophies.

They prefer plaques.

The librarian has no free time this weekend.

She is completely booked.

Photographers need patience.

Good results take time to develop.

Musicians sometimes get into trouble.

They take too many rests.

Electricians know how to conduct themselves.

They follow the current rules.

Bakers exchange secrets on a knead-to-know basis.

Only the dough gets the details.

Architects always arrive with concrete plans.

Their ideas have solid foundations.

Geologists never take rocks for granite.

They know every stone matters.