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Puns

English puns

Browse the public Punglish library. Each pun keeps the joke first and the explanation optional.

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The semicolon felt undecided.

It could not commit to a full stop.

The hedgehog avoided debates.

It made too many pointed remarks.

The rooster became an alarm salesman.

It knew the wake-up market.

The snail purchased a sports car.

It wanted to leave a faster trail.

The parrot became a public speaker.

It always repeated the key points.

The whale opened a music school.

Students learned every major scale.

The squirrel became an investor.

It saved for every kind of winter.

The camel started a travel blog.

It had years of desert experience.

The seal signed a contract.

It gave the deal its approval.

The sheep started a clothing label.

The collection was wool worth wearing.

The chicken became a therapist.

It helped clients come out of their shells.

The bat opened a nightclub.

Business really took off after dark.

The spider launched a website.

Traffic became tangled in the web.

The horse joined a choir.

It had a stable voice.

The dolphin became a lawyer.

It handled cases with great porpoise.

The goat started a podcast.

Every episode was the greatest of all time.

The penguin became a waiter.

It always wore formal attire.

The rabbit opened a salon.

It was an expert in hare care.

The turtle started a delivery company.

Service was slow but shell-reliable.

The owl launched a newspaper.

It always knew who, what, and where.

The dog became a musician.

It had perfect pitch and a strong barkitone.

The cat opened a bakery.

It specialized in purr-stries.

The kettle ended the discussion.

It had reached boiling point.

The ice cream gave a speech.

It melted the audience.

The apple became a teacher.

Its lessons had plenty of core values.