English puns

Sleeping comes naturally to me.

I can do it with my eyes closed.

The inventor of the door knocker received an unusual award.

It was the No-bell Prize.

The calendar is worried about its future.

Its days are numbered.

My suitcase heard that our trip was canceled.

Now it has emotional baggage.

I used to fear hurdles.

I got over it.

I left the orange juice factory.

I couldn't concentrate.

I'm following a seafood diet.

I see food and eat it.

I have an excellent construction joke.

I'm still working on it.

I watched the ball grow larger and larger.

Then it hit me.

I'm learning to build clocks.

It's about time.

The cemetery has become overcrowded.

People are dying to get in.

I'm writing a novel about hurricanes.

It's only a draft.

The boat shop is having a huge discount.

Its sails are going through the roof.

I tried to catch some fog.

I mist.

Earth's rotation deserves appreciation.

It really makes my day.

I'm nervous around speed bumps.

But I'm slowly getting over them.

The past, present, and future entered a café.

The atmosphere became tense.

Velcro is becoming far too expensive.

What a rip-off.