Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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Flies first means moves quickly, then refers to small insects. Like first means similar to, then means enjoy. The same sentence pattern changes meaning completely: time moves like an arrow, but fruit flies enjoy a banana.
My calendar is nervous.
Its days are numbered.
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Days are numbered on a calendar. The phrase also means something will end soon.
I bought a book about lamps.
It was light reading.
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Light reading means easy reading. Here it also means reading about lights.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
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Two-tired sounds like too tired. A bicycle also has two tires.
I entered ten jokes in a competition.
No pun in ten did.
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No pun in ten did sounds like no pun intended.
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
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The narrow middle of the number eight can look like a belt around zero.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Remorse code.
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Remorse code sounds like Morse code; remorse means regret.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
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March is a month and a verb meaning walk with regular steps. May is a month and a verb expressing possibility. The answer treats the month names as actions.
I used to fear hurdles.
I got over it.
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Athletes get over hurdles; get over a fear means overcome it.
Is this swimming pool safe for diving?
It deep-ends.
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Deep-ends sounds like depends; a pool has a deep end.
I watched the ball grow larger and larger.
Then it hit me.
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The ball physically hit the speaker; it hit me also means I suddenly understood.
Grammar class made me nervous.
It was very tense.
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Tense can mean stressed or a verb time form in grammar.
Why did the comma avoid the apostrophe?
It was too possessive.
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Apostrophes show possession. Possessive can also describe controlling behavior.
Why did the verb feel energetic?
It was always taking action.
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Verbs often express actions. Taking action also means actively doing something.
Why did the period end the debate?
It made a final point.
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A period is a punctuation mark that looks like a point and ends a sentence.
The past, present, and future entered a café.
The atmosphere became tense.
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Past, present, and future are verb tenses; tense also means uncomfortable.
The semicolon felt undecided.
It could not commit to a full stop.
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A semicolon can join closely related sentences where a full stop could separate them. The joke imagines it as someone unwilling to make a final decision.
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