Laugh. Get it. Learn it.

The stapler found true love.

They became attached immediately.

The candle ended its relationship.

The spark was gone.

Two magnets went on a date.

The attraction was undeniable.

The battery stayed positive.

Even when life was draining.

My password wrote an autobiography.

It revealed too many characters.

The traffic light needed therapy.

It could not stop changing.

My shoes are natural storytellers.

They have been through a lot.

My laptop joined a support group.

It had too many unresolved issues.

The coffee shop hired a therapist.

Too many customers had grounds for complaint.

My mirror is brutally honest.

It never reflects before speaking.

The keyboard started a band.

It already had the keys.

My calendar is an optimist.

It always looks forward to the weekend.

The elevator rejected my friendship.

It said I was bringing it down.

My headphones understand me.

They always listen.

I gave my résumé a makeover.

Now it has more appeal.

The fridge has trust issues.

Everyone keeps opening up to it.

My bank account started meditating.

It needed inner balance.

I took my problems to the gym.

They did not work out.