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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Remorse code.

What do you call an elephant that does not matter?

Irrelephant.

What do you call a cautious wolf?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?

A sturgeon.

What do you call rabbits walking backward in a line?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a cheerful cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

What do you call a knight who gives up?

Sir Render.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

What do you call a group of musical whales?

An orca-stra.

What do you call an insect that sings?

A humbug.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

What do you call a snail working on a ship?

A snailor.

What do you call a cold dog sitting in a bread roll?

A chili dog.

What do you call a cow lying on the ground?

Ground beef.

What do you call a bee that cannot decide?

A maybe.

What do you call cheese that belongs to somebody else?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a dog that performs magic?

A Labracadabrador.